The job. Kathy needs. Candy bars.

soxanne beat me to this. Yesterday.

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I saw this over at Dr. Mel's blog, where it cracked me up. Go to Google, type in "[your name] needs" and see what you get. Here's what I need (my comments in red):

1. Kathy needs to give herself some credit. Okey-doke. "Yay, me!"
2. Kathy needs more attention. [/whine]
3. Kathy needs to be back on the red carpet. Yes! ::pumps fist::
4. Kathy doesn't NEED E! and their Red Carpet. Another country heard from.
5. Kathy needs love. We ALL need love.
6. Kathy needs a liver and miracle. Ruh-roh...
7. Kathy don't [sic] need to be with anyone who looks like he takes more time in a mirror than she does. Hear, hear.
8. Kathy needs a Komb. Huh?
9. Kathy needs your spooky stories. Hello, blog fodder?
10. Kathy needs a lobotomy and therapy. No comment.

Lisa beat me to this. Yesterday.

A day late and a dollar short. Story of my life. ;-)

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However, I am (I think) the first to post this quiz.

Name that candybar. (Link fixed.)

I got 4 on the first page and 2 on the second, for a stunningly mediocre score of 25%.

Comments

[sophanne]

Ha! I did mine and need a psychiatrist and an exorcism!

[Carrie]

Your name that candybar link actually says something about a wriggly ranch?
Carrie needs came up with a good home (a pit bull, yay me!), some help and to examine life choices (a 45-yr-old virgin o.0), vitamin water, a nice hot bath, and therapy. Not in that order. What Carrie really needs is a pit bull named Carrie. Who takes hot therapy baths in vitamin water, and is fixed.

[Carrie]

I got 8/12, but I contend that I got the first one on the second row right, just due to the fact that what THEY call them are the same as what *I* called them, only their version isn't available in my area.
(Was that vague enough? LOL)

[Jocelyn]

These are fun! I have to go do the 'Jocelyn needs...' now.

You asked about seeing--and judging--my mortifying teaching presentation. Because I'm sure you're not genuinely malevolent, I'll share this link:

http://lsconline.pbwiki.com/FacultyAwards

Of course, my presentation is the one given by Jocelyn.

Thanks for asking!

[Jocelyn]

Okay, I'm back: the first one on Google, was "Jocelyn needs to poo."

How'd they know?

[Jocelyn]

I'm going crazy here. I just left two comments, and now they aren't showing up. I hope it's just me, being an idiot.

At any rate, I left you the link to the teaching presentation I had to do, so if it doesn't show up in your comments, let me know.

Le sigh.

[lisa]

ha ha ha, a lobotomy~!!! We got 8/12 on the first page too... but then totally bombed the second!

[limedragon :-: Harriet]

I clearly eat too much candy (or on the other hand, I examine my food closely before eating?)! 17 total correct. Some of them I've never seen in person, such as the Aero bar. Fun!

[Sheepish Annie]

Not going to post my candy bar score. It is embarrassing. I missed most of them. I do not have a cross section to study for very long. I eat them too fast...

[Chris]

It'd be easier if they should the cross-sections after a bite, rather than a slice.

[Diane]

Um, the green candy bar? I'm so not eating that. Toxic looking. I did the Diane needs thing and scored on the first one:

Diane needs a pigfoot and a bottle of beer, some reefer and some gin, and crawlin'

All in one! I didn't think it could get any better than that so I stopped.

[cursingmama]

I did that candy bar thing a while ago and was feeling victorious about my stunningly awesome score until I realized that being able to id candy bars wasn't a skill I should be THAT proud of. Ah well.

[Cookie]

Two of the first three said Cookie needs a new home.

0.o