You know that person who forwards every damned chain letter and e-mail joke that crosses her monitor? The one sometimes sends you racist forwards about how we should send all those &$%# immigrants back to wherever they came from and how everyone should speak English, dammit, never mind that every one of our grand- or great-grandparents didn't necessarily speak English, either?
It is worth it to open her e-mails because sometimes she sends pure gold. Which I will share with you. Because I'm generous like that.
All of you have probably seen some of these, but none of you have seen all of these. Enjoy!