You know that person who forwards every damned chain letter and e-mail joke that crosses her monitor? The one sometimes sends you racist forwards about how we should send all those &$%# immigrants back to wherever they came from and how everyone should speak English, dammit, never mind that every one of our grand- or great-grandparents didn't necessarily speak English, either?
It is worth it to open her e-mails because sometimes she sends pure gold. Which I will share with you. Because I'm generous like that.
All of you have probably seen some of these, but none of you have seen all of these. Enjoy!
Love!
Posted by: Cookie | 24 April 2010 at 02:19 PM
Cute!
Posted by: Chris | 24 April 2010 at 02:59 PM
Great laughs for a gloomy Saturday afternoon!
Posted by: SassySpins | 24 April 2010 at 03:44 PM
I am still laughing. I have one of those emailers, and yes, once in a while what they send is worth it.
Posted by: mary Lou | 24 April 2010 at 04:13 PM
Mad cow! Swine flu! BAhahahahahahahaha. Gonna go wipe up my 'puter now.
Posted by: tammy | 24 April 2010 at 08:48 PM
In my world, those forwards are sent by my mom, and, as much as I really like you, nope, I'm not gonna open them, even for the rare gold. I've actually observed the larger phenomenon of forwards as an Activity of those over 63. My mom and her friends spend much of their days on such stuff. And it hurts me.
Posted by: Jocelyn | 25 April 2010 at 12:00 AM
Hey...you know my mother, too? ;)
Posted by: Yarnhog (Suzanne) | 25 April 2010 at 04:16 PM
Those are a treat.
Ya know, I have an older lady friend who sends me this kind of stuff, but her political bent is decidedly liberal. Still too much forwarding, but at least I know it won't hurt to look at.
Posted by: Cindy G | 25 April 2010 at 04:54 PM
Yeah, I've got one of those forwarders in my family. The problem is, if I thank her for the occasional funny, that's just encouraging the bad behavior, so mostly she goes unnoticed. Doesn't seem to change the behavior.
Posted by: Diane | 26 April 2010 at 06:58 AM
Great way to start the day!
Posted by: cursingmama | 26 April 2010 at 11:04 AM
I saw this post the other day but didn't have time to read it, so I came back. I'm glad I did! I totally needed that. :)
Posted by: Yarnhog (Suzanne) | 26 April 2010 at 08:56 PM
Oh man, that provided a much needed laugh! The dog and the cat in the car alone was worth it!
Posted by: Lorette | 27 April 2010 at 05:49 PM
All fun, but my personal faves are the two with horses ... thanks
Posted by: soxanne | 27 April 2010 at 07:36 PM
My favorite: the hummingbird one. 2nd fav, dog and cat in the car. 3rd fav: the skunks
Posted by: Jen | 28 April 2010 at 08:46 PM
So true. Every once in a while, it's worth opening those "I sent this to you my dear friend and my million other dear friends" emails. It makes up for all the others...
Posted by: Sheepish Annie | 01 May 2010 at 05:27 PM