Dear [former tenant],
We had ambivalent emotions when we discovered that a, almost all your crappe was gone from the rental property, but 2, you had moved out last August but neglected to mention that fact. Thank you for paying most of your back rent. Keep taking your meds for your bipolar disorder and depression, and hope your bankruptcy doesn't haunt you for too long.
Kathy & Smokey
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Dear Mother Nature,
It is January in Wisconsin. I like winter. Where the heck is it?