Dear Keith and Mike and The Other Guy Whose Name I Do Not Know,
Thank you for coming so swiftly to save my husband's life on Sunday. I knew you were good guys before, but now I know you are saints.
Thank you for making a phone that does not conk out after 1.5 seconds in water. It saved my husband's life.
A grateful iPhone 5S owner,
Thank you for giving me an iPhone for Christmas 2013. It saved your father's life on Sunday.
p.s. Sorry about the font.