Not. But I totally could. Not.
Shamelessly stolen lifted borrowed from blackbird. (You really should read her blog. She doesn't knit but is creative and thoughtful and ironic and funny. Plus, she and her husband ("tall gorgeous 6'3"") are writing a cookbook.
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We are home. Slept in my own bed last night with big black fluffy kitty whilst stupid fluffy brown tabby kitty wandered around outside like a dope. Gonna take a shower in my own knobs-are-backwards shower right now. Then gonna go to the doctor to have her fix the Bite Of Unknown Origin on my left wrist that has said wrist swollen, hot, red, and very tender. Gonna stow the mountain of camping gear now residing in the middle of the living room. Yay, vacation! Yay, home!