David Letterman reacts to John McCain suspending campaign.
Thanks to soxanne for pointing this out to me.
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I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight....
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic,
different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you’re a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're an unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Bristol, Piper, Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate
representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills
and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership
experience.
Obama
worked in the Illinois State Senate, with both Democrats and
Republicans to create programs like the state Earned Income Tax Credit,
which in three years provided over $100 million in tax cuts to families
across the state. He pushed through an expansion of early childhood
education, and after a number of inmates on death row were found
innocent, Senator Obama worked with law enforcement officials to
require the videotaping of interrogations and confessions in all
capital cases.
His first law was passed in 2006 with Republican
Tom Coburn, a measure to rebuild trust in government by allowing every
American to go online and see how and where every dime of their tax
dollars is spent. –wait, didn’t Palin just say she was going to do
that? We should tell her it got done two years ago. He has also been
the lead voice in championing ethics reform that would root out Jack
Abramoff-style corruption in Congress.
As a member of the
Veterans' Affairs Committee, Senator Obama has helped Illinois veterans
get the disability pay they were promised, while working to prepare the
VA for the return of the thousands of veterans after Iraq and
Afghanistan. Recognizing the terrorist threat posed by weapons of mass
destruction, he traveled to Russia with Republican Dick Lugar to begin
a new generation of non-proliferation efforts designed to find and
secure deadly weapons around the world. And knowing the threat we face
to our economy and our security from America's addiction to oil, he has
worked to bring auto companies, unions, farmers, businesses and
politicians of both parties together to promote the greater use of
alternative fuels and higher fuel standards in our cars.
Now that’s some impressive inexperience! I wish I were that inexperienced!
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city
council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people
(leaving it in debt and in litigation over title over the land on which
she built her famous hockey arena), 20 months as the governor of a
state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a
Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence And allow no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a
prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
community, then gave that up to raise a family, then your family's values don't represent America's.
* If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DUI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until
age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of
Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now.