I got nothin'.

 

I have seen these on others' blogs. Today I found the source so I had to try it. Because I have nothing else.

1. Coverage :: cleavage
2. Cynical :: campaign
3. Gust :: wind
4. Improvised :: knitting 
5. V :: victory
6. Guests :: The Unexpected Guest by Edward Gorey
7. Brutal :: bloody
8. Grant :: money
9. Pull :: pigtails
10. Streaming :: video

I think I'm a little morbid. What say you?

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To counteract the above, I present this.

Found at xkcd.