Today's chuckle.

#1 son emails #2 son:

Subject: Your funny medical word of the day

Is proctocolectomy.  It sounds like it would mean having your butt removed, but it actually means having your rectum and large intestine removed.  You could threaten to do it to someone who keeps farting.

Andrew

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#2 son son replies:

Subject: Re: Your funny medical word of the day

I tried and tried, but didn't find an opportune time to use it today.

Matthew