Thursday was a horrible day. I spent most of it in bed, after spending a good share of Wednesday night night poopin' and pukin'. You needed to know that, right? It is now nearly midnight on Thursday and I am thinking that tomorrow will be better. Maybe I can eat and drink something besides the two cups of herbal tea and banana that were all I felt safe ingesting today. The cause of all this was a slightly plugged intestine that suddenly decided it was Time To Move. When Wednesday night's dinner (sloppy joes, corn on the cob, and sauteed spinach) realized it coudln't go down, it decided to come back up with a vengence. I puked so hard that the last couple heaves produced blood.
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Now that you are all thoroughly revulsed, how about something fun?
