Ten on Tuesday, the Hallowe'en edition.

Ten Ways To Enjoy Hallowe'en.

1. Stock up on candy, turn on the porch light, and enjoy the stream of trick-or-treaters.
2. Play spooky sound effects through a speaker hidden in the bushes in front of the house.
3. Wear a costume yourself to answer the door when trick-or-treaters come.
4. Put your dog in a costume and let it help you distribute candy.
5. Go trick-or-treating yourself with a shot glass. (Smokey knew someone who did this every year -- person in question was an elementary school principal.)
6. Have a simmer pot going with nutmeg and cloves and allspice in the water, to fill the air with the fragrance of pumpkin pie.
7. Stock up on candy, forget to turn on the porch light, and enjoy the candy for the next two weeks.
8. Stock up on candy, decide not to turn on the porch light, and enjoy the candy for the next two weeks.
9. Forget the candy and go out to dinner instead!
10. Stock up on candy on November 1, when it is all on sale, and enjoy it for the next two weeks.