From the draft folder; November, 2011.
We got a letter awhile back from the [medical school's] Class of 2012 Yearbook Staff congratulating us on our [sic] "child's upcoming commencement".
More to the point, they implored entreated asked us to buy an ad in the yearbook in order to contribute to the $15,000 cost of producing it.
Here's the ad I thought would be a hoot inappropriate (but completely true) to purchase ($200 for a quarter page, so this was all just imaginary):