Got 30 minutes? Listen to a couple short stories by Ray Bradbury and James Thurber, narrated by Stephen Colbert and Leonard Nimoy, respectively, here.
I'd bet you have all seen this. Backstory. Made of awesome.
Want.
Where are those tweets coming from?
Granola -- maybe not.
True facts about the katydid (NSFW).
Thanks to soxanne and Girl-Child for this one.
"YES I AM WEARING A PANTSUIT BECAUSE IT COVERS MY BODY CAN WE PLEASE JUST DO SOME POLITICS NOW".
Slurp (wait for it).
Miss Angel, a truly heart-warming story (no sarcasm there).